my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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