no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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