dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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