the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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