We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I am available for nakedness
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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