3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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