She said her name was "party"
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
