Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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