You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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