whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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