Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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