i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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