He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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