1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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