you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im six kinds of drunk right now
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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