All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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