It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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