i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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