Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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