So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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