This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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