doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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