we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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