and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I wear drunk well.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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