Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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