like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Randomize
