i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
it's like heaven, but drunker
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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