I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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