scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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