Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
