Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Everclear isn't food dammit
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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