Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Actions speak louder than pants.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Are my feet made of real feet?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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