I love black thongs
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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