Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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