It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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