No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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