I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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