You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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