I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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