It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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