i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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