My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
operation have a gay friend backfired
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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