i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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