Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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