People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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