WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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