i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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