There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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