You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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