Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
