He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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