It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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