We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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