If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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