And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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